to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun
Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS